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BREAKING:JavaScript tried to outsmart Samy. JavaScript lost.
BREAKING:Scientists stunned: Samy codes and designs? At the same time?!
BREAKING:24 years of awesome, says totally unbiased portfolio ticker.
BREAKING:Samy trained an AI model to fetch coffee. It brings art instead.
BREAKING:Portfolio so smooth, even your scroll wheel's impressed.
BREAKING:Samy once refactored spaghetti code. It came out as lasagna.
BREAKING:Samy doesn't debug. The code apologizes and fixes itself.
BREAKING:Fun fact: Samy's CSS never breaks. It just takes strategic naps.
BREAKING:Samy doesn't write documentation. His code explains itself in prose.
BREAKING:Samy whispered to an API once. It gave 200 OK forever after.
BREAKING:His components are so reusable, IKEA took notes.
BREAKING:JavaScript tried to outsmart Samy. JavaScript lost.
BREAKING:Scientists stunned: Samy codes and designs? At the same time?!
BREAKING:24 years of awesome, says totally unbiased portfolio ticker.
BREAKING:Samy trained an AI model to fetch coffee. It brings art instead.
BREAKING:Portfolio so smooth, even your scroll wheel's impressed.
BREAKING:Samy once refactored spaghetti code. It came out as lasagna.
BREAKING:Samy doesn't debug. The code apologizes and fixes itself.
BREAKING:Fun fact: Samy's CSS never breaks. It just takes strategic naps.
BREAKING:Samy doesn't write documentation. His code explains itself in prose.
BREAKING:Samy whispered to an API once. It gave 200 OK forever after.
BREAKING:His components are so reusable, IKEA took notes.

SamyMebarki

May 20, 2025 DESIGN • CODE • ART

DEVELOPER ARRESTED FOR MASTERING MULTIPLE SKILLS

By Samy Mebarki5 min read

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

— Steve Jobs

Shocking arrest made yesterday as authorities apprehended Samy Mebarki on multiple counts of possessing exceptional talent across design and development disciplines. Mebarki, operating for over 8 years, has been charged with excessive creativity, unlawful problem-solving abilities, and conspiracy to blend artistry with technical execution. "He's been creating outstanding digital experiences without regard for conventional limitations," stated one investigator. Evidence includes dozens of web applications that show clear signs of both aesthetic mastery and technical proficiency—a dangerous combination that has left clients extremely satisfied.

8+
Years Experience
75+
Felonies Completed
24+
Happy Victims

Mebarki's approach combines technical expertise with creative problem-solving, allowing him to bridge the gap between design and development. His philosophy is that great design goes beyond aesthetics—it's about creating intuitive, engaging experiences that solve real problems. Whether developing a complex web application or designing a brand identity, his focus is always on balancing form and function to deliver solutions that exceed expectations.

CRIMINAL RECORD & HISTORY

First-Degree Interface Manipulation

TechVision Solutions • 2020 - Present

  • • Conspirator in multiple responsive web applications using React and Next.js
  • • Serial TypeScript implementation resulting in 40% fewer bugs (evidence of premeditation)
  • • Accomplice to design teams in creating dangerously cohesive user experiences

Aggravated UI/UX Seduction

Digital Crafters • 2018 - 2020

  • • Serial designer of irresistibly intuitive interfaces for web and mobile
  • • Masterminded design systems that illegally improved efficiency by 30%
  • • Conducted covert user testing operations with unauthorized feedback implementation

Misdemeanor Code Manipulation

Innovative Media • 2016 - 2018

  • • Suspected of developing unauthorized WordPress themes and plugins
  • • First offense: implementing responsive designs without regard for device limitations
  • • Charged with illegal SEO optimization resulting in unfair search ranking advantages
Vol. XCVII No. 404
"Where Code Meets Crime"
May 30, 2025 - 25¢
NOTORIOUS CASES
SPECIAL INVESTIGATION: Suspect linked to following high-profile development cases
FROM OUR SOURCES
"His code doesn't just run, it practically flees the crime scene with extraordinary efficiency."
— Detective R. Gosling, Frontend Investigation Unit
AVRO/KO

AVRO/KO

2023

Award-winning design firm's digital presence showcasing interior architecture projects.

Branding
01
THE ROGER HUB

THE ROGER HUB

2023

Immersive web experience for tennis-inspired sneakers in collaboration with Roger Federer.

Web Design
02
LUMINA

LUMINA

2022

Digital platform reimagining light interaction in architectural spaces with IoT technology.

Digital Exp
03
TERRA FORMA

TERRA FORMA

2023

Generative AI art project visualizing environmental data through immersive landscapes.

AI Art
04

ABOUT THE DEVELOPER

WANTED
ID: DV-0422APPROACH WITH CAUTION
Samy Mebarki

With a background in both design and development, Samy brings a unique perspective to every project. His approach combines technical expertise with creative problem-solving.

TECHNICAL SKILLS

  • • React & Next.js / Vue.js
  • • TypeScript & JavaScript
  • • UI/UX Design
  • • Responsive Web Development
  • • Django / NodeJS Backend
  • • Python / SQL
  • • MySQL / PostgreSQL
  • • Supabase / Convex / Clerk
  • • AI Development
  • • ML / Deep Learning
  • • Data Science / Analysis
  • • Pandas / Numpy / Matplotlib
  • • Adobe Illustrator
  • • Photoshop / Figma
  • • Graphic Design
  • • Branding Materials

CONTACT

Constantine, Algeria
samymebarki.dev
+1 (234) 567-8900

SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITIES & KNOWN HABITS

Subject observed engaging in the following:

DOCUMENTED BEHAVIORS

Illicit Photography
Construction Activities
Information Gathering
Border Crossing
Strategic Games
Pattern Analysis
Coffee Consumption
Late-Night Coding

FUTURE THREATS & PLANS

3D Modeling Schemes
Game Manipulation
C++ Infiltration
No-Code Exploitation
Security Breaching
Chess Grandmastery
AI Integration
Creative Subversion

OFFICER'S NOTE:

Subject demonstrates unusual aptitude for acquiring new skills. Surveillance will continue as we monitor for development of additional capabilities. Approach with caution - known to engage subjects with irresistible UX design patterns.

MOST WANTED SKILLS
JS
Danger Level: 90%
React
Danger Level: 85%
UI/UX
Danger Level: 80%
Node.js
Danger Level: 75%
TS
Danger Level: 70%
NextJS
Danger Level: 85%
CSS
Danger Level: 90%
Python
Danger Level: 65%

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BREAKING NEWS

TESTIMONIALS

"Working with Samy was a pleasure. His technical skills are matched by his creativity and problem-solving abilities."
— David Chen, CTO at InnovateTech
"Samy's attention to detail transformed our website. Our vague ideas became a beautiful, functional site."
— Sarah Johnson, Marketing Director
"As a startup, we needed someone who could understand our vision. Samy delivered exceptional results."
— Emma Rodriguez, Product Manager
"The redesign of our platform exceeded expectations. Users have commented on the improved interface."
— Michael Torres, CEO at DataViz